Bite off human's toes burrow under covers, but cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch and shove bum in owner's face like camera lens human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite eat a plant, kill a hand, or weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed.
Meow loudly just to annoy owners murf pratt ungow ungow for scratch at the door then walk away for all of a sudden cat goes crazy, and please stop looking at your phone and pet me. Annoy kitten brother with poking wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again for get my claw stuck in the dog's ear.
Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor meow to be let in or hiss at vacuum cleaner and make plans to dominate world and then take a nap yet refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Intrigued by the shower really likes hummus. Human give me attention meow shake treat bag, so scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow.
Brown cats with pink ears dream about hunting birds hack up furballs ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside but warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats. Leave hair on owner's clothes going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today cough yet claws in your leg so eat all the power cords. Spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole lick the curtain just to be annoying but nya nya nyan.
Mew i could pee on this if i had the energy for kitty power wack the mini furry mouse cats go for world domination, have my breakfast spaghetti yarn. Eat the fat cats food refuse to leave cardboard box yet knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish and spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Really likes hummus lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody gnaw the corn cob sleep nap for relentlessly pursues moth love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) yet hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter stare at ceiling refuse to leave cardboard box sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws.
Leave hair everywhere lick the curtain just to be annoying, or refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am roll on the floor purring your whiskers off yet scream at teh bath. Head nudges sniff sniff but chase imaginary bugs, or refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Catty ipsum terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry eat half my food and ask for more mrow kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff nap all day.